Random Tuesday Thoughts - What Do Meth Heads and Soda Drinkers Have In Common?

I have a lot of things I'd like to change about my physical appearance. I mean, come on, who doesn't compare themselves to others and think about the traits they'd like to swap! If anybody has some perfectly shiny teeth that are all there and they'd like to help a woman out, I'll raise my hand and volunteer for some new veneers. The dry skin and tubby tummy I can live with, but I'm getting past the point of possibly exuding confidence when my teeth look like that of a badly carved jack-o-lantern. Momma's going to have to hold a mega yard sale soon to get a new set of chompers. By the way kids, it is true; soda will jack your teeth up to look like the twin of a meth head.

I got me a new set of wheels the other day, a 2005 Chevy Trailblazer. I traded in the truck that I've had for many moons to get a vehicle that doesn't require the kids sitting on top of each other. Payments are the same so that's a sweet deal and the new vehicle is definitely cleaner than the virtual trash dump I traded in.

Speaking of trash dumps, my house is starting to look like one. I'm usually on the up and up when it comes to being Suzie Homemaker, but we've been so busy lately that the only thing we have time for when we get home is tossing things around. You know it's bad when your ten year old suggests that maybe it's a good time for us to start cleaning some rooms. Grab yourself a mop and get to it boy! Don't stop by in the summer. For one, we likely won't be around and for two, you won't be able to get in the house if we are.

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